lmaoalien:

awkward in person, funny and social on the internet

bestdad2013:

when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just 

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darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

dosopod:

“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

alri9ht:

making up for low grades with high calories

whiteteethteens:

sexuality: lady gaga saying “artrave!” before the drop in partynauseous

you can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love

– What my relationships have taught me. (via lozzat)

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